maria-beilschmidt

the-prankster:

glee4ever:

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

judacris
amuseoffirebane:

rileylaroux:

darthhermitcrab:

frostygears:


happyhippyspookydrift:


Military Sign Language


YES, this is very relevant to my interests…


HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then
“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”
NO
The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS
though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know



oH MY GOD

amuseoffirebane:

rileylaroux:

darthhermitcrab:

frostygears:

happyhippyspookydrift:

Military Sign Language

YES, this is very relevant to my interests…

HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then

“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”

NO

The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS

though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know

oH MY GOD

judacris

thelastsworld:

lukeskywalkersseveredhand:

posthumorlessly:

thetallblacknerd:

sugahsrevolution:

lucyintheskywithfandoms:

#the moment I knew I had to be indiana jones

This was actually Harrison Ford improvising. There was supposed to be a long complicated battle where he used the whip to disarm the guy, but Harrison had dysentery and it was hot and he said “Hey Steven can I just shoot him?” and Spielberg liked it so much it went in the movie.

Dysentery never looks so delicious

That guy who he shot spent months training with the sword

Ford was literally on the verge of dying during this part of the production.

First rule of the Doctor Jones fandom ALWAYS reblog this gifset when it comes on your dashboard.

yay!